“Welcome, passengers, I’m Captain Eddy of Eddy’s Creek Cruise. Where you get more bank, for your buck. I’d like you to sit back, relax, and enjoy the soothing sounds of 88 Fingers Eddward!”

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i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me

Cats will sit outside your closed bedroom door beeping so sadly and brokenly and then when you finally let them in they walk around for 10 seconds and leave

When ur writing an essay for a test and the teacher says u have 3 minutes left 

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My Scene website, 2003

I love how all of them carry a completely different tone than the others

FUCK EM UP YOUR GRACE

Pop off, my liege

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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dominicsellie

people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”

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People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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daa-ze

Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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